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The Bert Show. I realized something really strange about myself this morning.

Something really strange. And I'm not sure how long it's been going on for.

Every time I open a bathroom stall, I brace myself to see a dead body.

Are you serious? Yes. What? I don't know what you look. What? Every time I open a bathroom stall,

I brace myself for just a second, assuming there's going to be a dead body. Kaley, you're the same way.

Shut up. I swear to God, every time I walk, especially downstairs in the executive bathroom,

because you can't see the feet. So it's all like floor to ceiling, you know, door and everything.

And so as soon as I open the door, I'm like, I'm just waiting to see some dudes spill down on the

ground. Yes. You all see too many John Wick movies. I mean, I thought you were going to say,

like you expect to see someone using it. No, I've done that. A guy who want to toilet by accident,

but dead. Yeah, dead. I just just for a second, it's like, oh God. And then I open the door.

And obviously there's nobody there. And I go, oh, thank God.

So I'm Mo and I are in the same camp. I always worry I'm going to be seeing somebody sitting

there on the toilet alive, using it. And that's because that has happened before. It also happened

to us. Oh, yeah. So you and me together, where I needed to use the bathroom and my open the door.

And there was a woman in there going, she's like, I'm in her. He didn't just open the door. He

like kicked that thing. Oh, I'll drop the gentleman for KK Shaddy's the bathroom. It's it was like the

slow mo of closing doors and this poor woman stood up and she's like, and like walked over to

the corner of the bathroom. So we couldn't see here. See her. She's like, close the door or close

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