Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 5
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bertio. |
| 0:01.0 | Kristen, you peaked the other day. |
| 0:03.0 | What, I peek? |
| 0:04.0 | It was sort of in passing, but I would like to make a request. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:09.0 | It's not going to be painful as you already have this skill that I found shocking surprising and intriguing |
| 0:15.8 | I probably will never use it. Okay |
| 0:19.7 | You know how to pick locks. Oh yeah, okay, let's get more specific. |
| 0:26.0 | I know how to pick a specific door knob. |
| 0:30.0 | So like the lock on the door, I can, yes, I can pick. |
| 0:34.8 | Where did you pick up this skill? |
| 0:37.7 | And when have you used it for evil? |
| 0:40.4 | Okay, I don't know how or when I learned it or why, but... |
| 0:45.0 | I feel like that's a skill you would remember. |
| 0:48.0 | I know, because I used to do it in my home. |
| 0:51.0 | I think what, okay, so I think I think it stems from when I was kids so I have a |
| 0:55.3 | brother who's two years younger than me right and we went through that phase |
| 0:58.8 | where it's like siblings fight all the time and he would go in his room and lock the door |
| 1:05.8 | but I knew how to pick the lock to get in yeah and irritate the living but Jesus out of him |
| 1:10.4 | because that's what older sisters do they terrorize their |
| 1:12.6 | their sibling so what did you use that thing in your hair with that Bobby pin no I took a |
| 1:19.2 | coat hanger because we had wire hangers no why don't hangers we had wire hangers |
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