Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 26
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2024
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kids love to discover new things with their mouths. |
| 0:05.0 | But some things aren't safe. |
| 0:08.0 | So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste |
| 0:13.0 | to make children spit them out. |
| 0:15.5 | Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the safer choice. |
| 0:25.0 | Best Dickin. There's digging and then there's super digging. There's food and then there's baker's super-foods. |
| 0:28.0 | There's food and then there's baker's super foods. |
| 0:32.0 | Made with selected natural ingredients and tasty chicken. |
| 0:35.6 | The food, and then there's Baker Superfoods. |
| 0:39.6 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you |
| 0:48.7 | slide by on track to your destination, not a care in the world as you simply lean back. |
| 0:57.6 | And before you know it, you're there. |
| 1:00.9 | This is how travel should feel, on all trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel |
| 1:13.0 | the Bertio Who knew putting Jackson, our producer, half naked on a billboard, would bring a hurricane to our city? |
| 1:19.0 | I think yes. I think the weather gods are like how dare you put a man half |
| 1:27.7 | naked with cheeto dust on his face on a billboard we're gonna bring a |
| 1:31.4 | hurricane to your city. |
| 1:33.0 | Oh man I mean I was going to say that it's judgment day for me today and it's not |
| 1:37.4 | because of the hurricane but I guess I'm the reason why it came in the first place. |
| 1:40.4 | I'm going to go ahead and just blame on you so yeah Jackson lost a bet so |
| 1:43.8 | Jackson if you can recap really quickly you lost a bet and now you have to pay up |
| 1:49.2 | and you're on a billboard wearing what? |
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