Families need looking at...

See my headphones?

Kitchen table!

What was they saying?

Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted.

Under your bed.

Anyway.

Made you some tea love.

Oh, you're a gem.

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slash bonus BS. The Burt show. I was jolted yesterday but it was a false alarm

because you know how I feel I get very insecure about having people in my

house you know there's nothing freaky going on there or anything but I grew up in a home

where my parents didn't want anybody in the house including their kids and I just never had anybody in the house,

so when I entertain or anybody's coming over,

it just kind of makes me feel a little insecure.

Everybody wants to clean really quickly

just to make sure the house is presentable also so I get a text from

The woman that I'm dating which is going to be a separate segment because at some point or other you just get too old to say I have a girlfriend

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