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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 9

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 9

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0:00.0

Poppy's come to the end of her work visa. She partied most nights and now can't afford her flight back to the UK.

0:05.9

Her parents are annoyed, but not too worried. With their HSBC Premier bank account, they can transfer

0:10.5

money to her account abroad at HSBC UK's best exchange rates. So more of their hard-earned cash

0:15.5

actually reaches its destination. Everything's premier when your bank account is. Search HSBC

0:20.8

Premier. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity.

0:24.7

Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier status abroad.

0:32.0

Here's the New Citrus C3 Air Cross, the perfect SUV for bears and lovers of the great outdoors.

0:39.1

Sure, and comfort too. Inside it easily goes from five to seven seats and for you Cubs, look,

0:44.4

it's got Apple CarPlay and your favourite apps. Yes, Mr. Grizzly, available in petrol, full electric or hybrid.

0:51.0

So ready for a family adventure? The new Citron C3 Aircross, for lovers of the wilderness and everyday comfort.

0:58.0

Now with a £1,500 electric car grant.

1:02.5

The Bert Show.

1:03.6

We almost gave Abby an anxiety attack 60 seconds ago.

1:08.6

Literally.

1:09.1

I'm sitting here and Bert goes off

1:11.4

to who knows where.

1:12.4

I'm like,

1:12.7

okay, he's floating around getting coffee or whatever. Kristen isn't here. Normally we're all here 10 or 15 minutes before the show. Cassie normally slides in but like I don't necessarily count on you to like come in and be chatty at 6 a.m. And so I'm sitting here and Katie's like, are you ready?

1:26.8

And I'm like, ready for what?

1:27.7

She goes, there's a minute until the show.

1:28.9

I'm like, are you freaking kidding me?

1:30.3

And so,'m sitting here and Katie's like, are you ready? I'm like, ready for

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