Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 31
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The ASA regulates UK ads across all media, including radio, to make sure they stick to the rules. |
| 0:08.0 | You should be able to trust the ads you hear, whether you love them or hate them. |
| 0:14.0 | So we're by your side and keeping our ears open because every little helps. |
| 0:22.0 | The ASA, keeping ads legal, decent, honest and truthful. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:29.0 | The Bert Show |
| 0:33.0 | Show. We'll be focusing on candy here in just one second. |
| 0:36.0 | But first we have to close this Bert show competition from yesterday in which Tommy lost and Tommy our studio director |
| 0:45.6 | What is it you have to do for losing to Rebecca yesterday in the movie challenge? |
| 0:50.1 | First of all it's Halloween and I say you all came dressed as a whole. |
| 0:54.0 | Don't get mad at us just because you don't know your trivia. |
| 0:58.0 | And I thought about, I seriously consider so I'm supposed to wear a pumpkin head today all day a |
| 1:06.1 | jack-in-lantern head but a jack-in-lantern head all day and I thought about |
| 1:10.1 | quitting I thought |
| 1:11.9 | several times about... do that I thought about getting like one of those little jack-oander and pumpkins and like wearing it as a little hat and that would be a jack-o-lantern on my head. |
| 1:32.0 | And then I thought y'all'd give me too much grief and people would give me |
| 1:34.6 | grief and I was like no I am a radio soldier I am gonna see this through I am the man |
| 1:40.8 | who is in the past worn a chicken thong. This is nothing for me. |
| 1:45.2 | In the wrestling world you almost turned into a heel. I tell you what this is the first time |
| 1:49.7 | I've carved a jack-oander no license the year 2000 it's no joke it is not an easy |
| 1:55.8 | thing to do man I know I'm not very like artistically I just don't have that |
| 2:01.0 | kind of talent was as bad as I thought it was going to be. |
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