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Oh, yes.

The Bert Show.

I have taken such pride in one little area of my life that culminated yesterday in putting me in a position that no man my age should be in.

And it's this.

I still don't know how to tie a tie.

Really? Still don't know how to tie a tie. Really?

Still don't know how to tie a tie.

And it has always been a badge of honor for me.

Grew up in San Diego, getting dressed like formally in San Diego.

You guys have been.

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