Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 16
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:29.4 | Play responsibly. |
| 0:30.2 | Hello, I'm currently out of office. |
| 0:34.3 | An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break. So I've |
| 0:46.1 | gone to Barbados for a month for science. Yours, Toby. |
| 0:58.8 | Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday. |
| 0:59.9 | Atul protected. |
| 1:03.7 | Here, Bertia. |
| 1:11.7 | So when Amanda is spending the night at my house, when I leave in the morning, she puts up the number of shows left in lipstick on my mirror. And I am, today I woke up and it was seven. And then I heard that. |
| 1:20.1 | There's something about this seven number, I guess maybe because it's seven is technically a week. |
| 1:25.1 | That it's getting me in the feels. |
| 1:28.3 | Is it? |
| 1:29.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.6 | I think that's, I figured that was going to come at some point. |
| 1:34.8 | Just wait until we hit one. |
| 1:36.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:37.4 | And we're working a lot in therapy on like not exiting emotions, which she called me out so good yesterday. |
| 2:38.7 | Because I wanted to joke my way right through my therapy session. She stopped me right in the middle, and she goes, you know what you're doing right now, right? You know exactly what you're doing. So I'm trying to sit in them, but that seven number, I think, because it's a week, has got me a little bit tight in the chest. Well, thanks for joining us. We've been here for a while. Welcome, friends. Welcome to the last five weeks. Yeah, the nostalgia is really hitting. All right, I was going to ask all of you guys how you're doing this morning, but Cassie came in hot, hot when I asked her off the air, so let's start to dump it right now. Today, it was one of those days yesterday, it wasn't bad luck. It was just your quintessential bad day where everything goes wrong. And all I, I don't think anybody could beat me on this. Apart from like somebody dying, it was just one of those days where things kept getting thrown at me. I was tired. I almost gotten a wreck. My coffee spilled all over me in the car. Things like that, right? Little things. |
| 2:43.5 | So nothing major. Nothing major. Just enough to like a bunch of speed bumps. It's just annoying. |
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