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Hey, the Bert Show. I say this in the kindest way.

Nobody does stupid better than Kristen.

And that's why we have Kristen's stupid bit of the week.

And we have proved I'm so good at stupid. This is the second time we're doing this

this week. You know what? I want to give you the highest compliment. You're the queen of students.

Yeah. Can I trademark that? Like Mariah Carey was trying to trademark the queen of Christmas.

I don't think anybody will fight you on. Yeah. I'm fairly certain it's open.

I'm going to add that to much to do list. All right. So yeah, this is called fake news. I have

three headlines, all of which have been out there. I didn't make these up. I actually found them.

One is true to our fake. And you have to figure out which is the real one or like they're all

real headlines, but which one is the actual real story. So this is the continuation of the first

one you did where the mom's baby sucked her nipple off. Correct. And the baby choked on the nipple.

Correct. And that turned out to be the true story. Correct.

For the record, I started really strong. You really did.

Mm-hmm. All right. So this one not as strong, but interesting nonetheless.

Here are your three headlines to our fake. One is true.

Couple in California named baby with an emoji. Okay. Quite possible now.

Nurse arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks after the patient passes away.

Oh, for sure that happened again. It's not even shocking anymore.

Women murders roommate for sending too many candy crush requests.

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