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I've always said this about Americans. We are always looking for an opportunity to party.

Cinco de Mayo. Most people don't even know what it's about.

Party!

You don't know, but you're always looking for a good party.

Texas Independence Day. I never even met a Texas. Let's party!

Now we got ourselves egg freezing parties. It's a thing now. Cassie has the email.

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Hey, birch show. Newish listener here.

Stomach across your Facebook videos and got hooked.

Instead of doing M.I.D.A. whole, I'd like to do an M.I. crazy.

And when I throw a party for my frozen eggs, I turn 30 this year and have no man or partner in sight.

I feel it would be a smart move to freeze my eggs in case I don't find the right guy anytime soon.

The past couple of years, all my friends have gotten married and several have begun to start their families.

I have attended more engagement parties, bridal showers,

bash-wrap parties, weddings, and baby showers, and I can count.

Why should I have to wait to party? Why should I have to wait to get a party?

And that's why I want to throw an egg party.

After speaking to my general physician and doing some online research, I came to the conclusion.

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