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So I was out yesterday not feeling great.

I had the poopies.

We're going to call you Sir poops a lot.

I sure did, man.

I might be down to 114 pounds.

But she had no tear for me because it was self-inflicted

in the most burnt kind of way.

So I've told you guys that I'm going in for a

procedure. I like to call it a procedure because when I say I'm going in for a

hip replacement it just makes me sound old. So I'm going in for a procedure in a couple of weeks

right surgery dude that's it it's surgery that's it we could just leave it at that

some surgeries don't sound as old as other surgeries and hip surgery just sounds all.

That's fair.

And I don't want to do it.

So it's very different, oh God, this is really going to make me.

This is not my first one and on the very first

one like years ago there weren't nearly as many like pre-op appointments and I

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