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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 9

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:09.2

subscriber. Find out more at the birch show dot com slash bonus BS. The birch show I gotta tell you

0:16.6

Tiffany gave me the greatest gift that I believe a woman can give a man.

0:24.2

Which would be what you know what as I see your curious eyes what would this incredible gift

0:30.8

that any woman can give their men be. Why I can't say it on the radio. Right. Not this early.

0:38.6

Not even late. It could not be spoken on air. In this case while I agree with what I think you're saying.

0:45.2

Uh-huh. This gift was a close second to that. Okay. Okay. Um. Oh second to that. Well I'm not a man

0:59.3

mo. What's a gift that I'm stumped over here. Um when I say you're gonna go. Oh man she is a gem.

1:06.7

Um. All right. So. One of the greatest gifts a woman can give her man. It's so hard because I

1:17.2

feel like you're not like I would say like letting you finish the case. So or like a food gift. But

1:22.6

you don't like no. No. Has nothing to do with food at all. Freedom to go out with friends and

1:27.3

travel. Nope. Um does have anything to do with your new haircut. It doesn't have anything to do

1:32.7

with my new haircut. And it's a jet has nothing to do actually singularly with me. This is in general

1:40.6

what a woman can give a guy that is a crazy great gift each and every month actually. Each and

1:48.4

every month. Um. Boo. Um. Leave the hell alone. Space. Yes. That's a getting warmer. Is it space

1:57.6

giving you space when it's that time of the month for her? Okay. She literally said she was putting

2:04.8

herself in solitary confinement last night because we were out to dinner on our date night. And I

2:11.2

could tell she was a little bit out of it. And I could tell she was a little bit on the irritated

2:15.1

side. But she also had one of those days where she had to be in the car for like three hours. I

2:19.2

think she was in some physical pain there. And then I could see the over analyzing happen with

2:25.2

every sentence we were having in our conversations. And I could see the general annoyance happening

2:32.0

in her as well. Right. So we get home and we are lying in bed. TV is on and she is just staring

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