Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 23
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2023
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | want to listen to the full Bert Show every day uninterrupted with no ads become a bonus |
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| 0:30.0 | This morning because that is our new co-host Abby's favorite color. |
| 0:35.1 | Whoa. This is like when you tell Ty Pennington your favorite animals a horse and then you |
| 0:39.9 | come back on extreme makeover home edition. We have a horse themed room. Yeah, but I'm loving it. |
| 0:44.4 | The vibes are immaculate right now. I was hoping that this was your favorite color when I walked in. |
| 0:48.8 | This is gonna be hell awkward if it's not. |
| 0:52.0 | Romeo said I think that Tommy might have overspent for St. Patrick's Day so these were just left |
| 0:56.8 | over and her favorite color is actually blue and the same. I thought because of your Florida, |
| 1:02.5 | your university of Florida ties that it would be blue and orange. How do I know we were gonna have |
| 1:06.8 | a party that was like decked out like this. I would have said blue and orange, blue and orange. |
| 1:10.5 | But now I've learned my lesson. Did they just ask you like yesterday what your favorite color was? |
| 1:15.1 | Yeah, it's my my lanyard for my choice. I asked you the other day. Two days ago. So then I was shocked |
| 1:20.7 | I was like okay, so what is what's the green surprise and my lanyard was green. I was like oh that |
| 1:24.3 | must be it. Okay, well camouflaged green. Not the way you're used. Survey says no. |
| 1:34.7 | There you go. There's some leap of faith with that. I thought Bert could show you how to use that |
| 1:39.5 | thing because you got those soccer matches. Is it there with those? I always want to call it |
| 1:46.0 | as a life. That's like a procedure. Yeah, more cowbell please. Now you have to act like you got |
| 1:55.6 | a talking talent like that. Hey, can I get an order prize? I want it right now. You have to do it |
| 2:03.1 | like a trumpet. I feel like we went to like you went to party city goodwill. It was party America. |
| 2:13.4 | Oh, it was the clearance section. Well, welcome officially now your first full show to the |
| 2:20.1 | Berkshire. I feel very welcome. Welcome. Thank you. There's some irony here that today today is the |
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