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She rises from the ashes.

And here she is today.

Highly unusual for Kristen to be out for two days in a row.

It's very unusual, but yeah.

So my immune system was strong and held strong.

One by one, all of us on the show went down.

It just took me a little longer to go down.

And Jimmy and I had the same thing, whatever it was, and we wrote it out together.

And our symptoms were the exact same every single day.

First day, which is massive congestion stuck in the head.

And then the next day, my nose was just a faucet.

I said a picture of Cassie with Kleenex stuck up my nose because I mean,

if I picked Jimmy up and I went to set him down, it was just like an

avalanche of a snot. It was so awesome.

And then the third day was I can breathe good, but now I will cough and you can hear that rattle.

Yep.

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