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You guys remember back in the day, I think it was VH1 that did behind the music

and they used to put up like different facts about the band like they

would just pop up and they would have I forget what even the sound was yeah

that was pop-up video pop-up video that's right that's what that was I wish people came with that

just one fact as you're sitting there talking to him just you can see it so you know

something about them which is something that Mikey could have used at the pool the other day

That's right. I'm a I'm not a true a true nair do well a what air do well. Oh yeah does yeah that's a word right I think so all right

a derelict oh okay that's a word too right yeah that's the one we all

know you study the dictionary before you That's the one we all know. Okay, good.

Did you study the dictionary before you came in here?

I did.

I've been reading the dictionary.

So me and my girlfriend go to her neighborhood pool.

We're looking for, what we're looking for is a relaxing day.

What we found is a man about to go to prison who we had to spend the day with.

Neat.

So we get into the pool, we're there, there's two other people in the pool it's an older

lady and then a guy I'd say he's around 40 years old he's got face tattoos and neck

tattoos but he's over on the other end of the pool so we're good I get about

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