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I am not sure I have met anybody that has

worse minor luck traveling than Mo with the amount of times your bags get lost and

the different drama you see on flights yesterday he was telling us he watched security

marshals take down somebody on a plane it's never ending.

I don't I was trying not to say that out loud into the universe but yeah I don't have the best

luck on these vacations I really don't I don't know what it is I almost sliced one of my fingers

off trying to sand surf in Dubai I was bleeding all over the sand I don't know what

it is about me but I go through a lot when I call these vacations and to make it

worse just as I said to myself well I didn't lose my bags I almost only

slit one finger off that's not too bad things are going well right.

Oh you embarking the nutbodies. Yeah right not bad. So then I always have incidents with cars as well for some reason for those who may not know I was once hit by a car and I'm reminded of it almost every day of my life by someone and this was walking to work and mow

is 300 feet from the radio station.

Yep and uh yep took a little tumble with a car and um she drove off and she drove off and I went upstairs and got a drink and we

never heard from her again. Yeah the police are looking for her the same way

they're looking for Nicole's killer. Thanks. So I am leaving the hotel to try to catch a lift and to get to the airport and I'm a little

late as usual and so I don't know if this guy was also late or if he was just in a rush to get us to the airport.

But I was with two other people and the two other people get into the car very safely and normally and for some reason as I'm the third

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