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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

But we're talking about Brittany and Kevin in their relationship right now.

0:04.0

Whatever he did, he upset her so much that she changed the locks on the house before he got home,

0:14.0

which is like, that is severe, that is drastic right there.

0:19.0

You really have to screw up for you to come home and the locks

0:22.6

have been changed like that. So I'm dying to know from you guys if this has ever happened to you

0:27.2

or you've ever done it. Like what did he or she do to make you make that decision? Right.

0:32.8

Harsh. Joseph, what's up? Hey, Bertrand. Hey, what's going on?

0:37.7

I'm worried. Melissa, I saw her last night. It broke back. Hey, you's up? Hey, Bertrand. Hey, what's going on? I'm sorry last night.

0:39.3

It broke back.

0:40.5

Hey, you got in?

0:42.3

I got in.

0:43.2

Good.

0:43.5

I didn't get a T-shirt, though, but I got it.

0:45.7

It was great.

0:47.6

So, listen, my boyfriend, I came home late one night.

0:51.5

We were kind of on the outside.

0:52.7

We were about to break up, And he cut up all my clothes.

0:57.5

Shredded in my closet. Shredded them. Cut up the backs of clothes. Cut clothes. Cut sleeves off clothes.

1:03.7

Cut them in places where I didn't know where I had to find out if I was going to work. I thought I would be on the subway and I would see that I had a big split up my arm on the shirt.

1:28.2

So the next weekend, he went away. I changed locks. I can't believe you waited a week because if I'm looking at a guy like that and I'm looking like at a personality that could do that and is so angry, I'd be nervous to have that guy back in the house the next day. And I was good. I mean, I was fine. And I just was like, what am I going to do?

1:30.3

I can't, you know, this guy can't be homeless.

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