Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 9
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:14.5 | The Bert Show. I think I can walk in here this morning and say I might now hold the unofficial |
| 0:22.6 | World Record for arriving the latest to a meeting of anybody. Okay. What is the latest you guys |
| 0:32.2 | have ever been to a meeting? To a meeting? Maybe like 10, 15 minutes. 10, 15 minutes. Cassie. |
| 0:39.8 | An hour. One hour. Yeah, I got stuck in traffic. Like bad. I did not expect this traffic. |
| 0:45.3 | I'm about 30 minutes. 30 minutes. Kay Lee's in here. I never showed up. Okay, so that's not really |
| 0:51.4 | late. Did you know about it? Did you just completely forget? I forgot. Okay. I'd say that's late, |
| 0:59.2 | though. So in all transparency because I'm too much of a child to take care of my own schedule. |
| 1:07.6 | I have somebody else do it for me, right? So I wake up in the morning and tells me where I'm supposed |
| 1:11.7 | to be and you don't look at it the day before just so you have like a roadmap. Yeah, I do. Okay. |
| 1:16.8 | Actually, like the night before. Yeah. So yesterday I left the studio half an hour early while |
| 1:23.4 | these guys did the show and then recorded some stuff after because I needed to be downtown and |
| 1:28.6 | thank a major sponsor that hooked up Bert's Big Adventure with a $200,000 check. Yeah. |
| 1:34.4 | Give him a shout out. Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, you guys. So Molly are a program director |
| 1:41.0 | over at Bert's Big Adventure said, you know, it would be really nice. They have their HQ meetings |
| 1:45.9 | and for you to come down and surprise them and just say, Hey, thanks so much. We really, |
| 1:50.2 | really appreciate what you guys have done. I ran it by you guys and like $200,000 check, |
| 1:53.8 | you get out of here. So you guys covered it, right? So I'm on my way down there and of course, |
| 1:59.0 | traffic in our city sucks. So and my fiance calls me while I'm trying to focus on ways that I miss |
| 2:04.8 | my exit. And in this city, if you miss your exit, it could be a while, right? So anyway, |
| 2:10.0 | I'm not getting too stressed out about it, actually. I was pretty proud of the way that I handled it. |
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