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Mo, how many dates would you have to go out with a girl and if you didn't get a kiss, you'd be like, okay, I'm in the friend zone. It's not going to happen here for me. Two or three. Two or three. Yeah. I'm with you. You know, at most three weeks, right? I would say. All right, Kristen, you want to take it next level? Four years. Huh? Four years. And they've never kissed.

They've never kissed.

And they just got engaged.

Listen, to each their own. Who are we to judge? I am. I'm here to judge. Personally, I signed up for this job to judge. Right, that kind of makes it fun about it, right? All right? So there, I just, I don't know why it got into my algorithm, but it did.

And Caitlin won all says, disclaimer, you don't have to kiss to get a ring.

And there's a video of her fiancee getting down on Bend and knee, putting the ring on her finger.

She's jumping up and down.

She puts her arms around him.

He twirls her around. No kiss. And the caption says, We've been together for almost four years and still have never kissed. I couldn't be more grateful to have this incredible man of God in my life that will soon be my husband. All I'm saying is don't go to the comments. Now, anywhere in the Bible doesn't say you're not allowed to kiss a dude, right? It just says you're not allowed to do the, you know, bannab-a-da-wonding-dong before your wedding day. That's actually exactly what it says. Yes, the Song of Solomon. That's the sex chapter. Anyway. It's not a sin to kiss somebody though, right? No, no, no. So I'm pretty sure I saw that video on my timeline. And as somebody who comes from a Christian background, this is not the first couple that I know that's done this. And it's not like people think it's a sin to kiss, but they're like, okay, if we start, if we start licking the icing, I might eat the whole cake, if that makes sense.

And lust.

That snowball will just. That snowball effect. And lust is a no-no. So if you start kissing, then now we're talking about lust, right? Because that's one of the seven deadly sins, right? Yes. Isn't it? I believe so. All right. Let's see if we can name the seven deadly sins. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm dead five times.

No.

Lust, envy, greed.

How is murder not on that list? seven deadly sins. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm dead five times. No.

Lust, envy, greed.

How is murder not on that list?

I mean, like murders, like there's seven deadly sins, but it's more like emotions.

Oh.

Than it is like an action.

Listening to nickel back.

That's the Constitution. I don't know

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