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The Bert Show

Full Show - PT 1: Thursday, April 28, 2022

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0

It's the birch show with Bert, Kristen, Davie and Mo.

0:04.1

Here are new episodes every weekday.

0:05.9

Real funny.

0:06.9

If it's today a decade ago, I'm 20 minutes late for work this morning.

0:13.6

Why?

0:14.6

What did we ever do before Ways?

0:17.8

So I'm cruising down, started the local reference here, 400, because I live about 20 miles outside

0:23.6

of the city now from the radio station.

0:25.6

And it's usually a straight shot this early in the morning.

0:27.6

There's hardly anybody in the road.

0:28.6

It's really funny this early in the morning too.

0:30.6

You see the same cars in the same spot every single morning, because we're all on the same

0:35.4

schedule pretty much.

0:36.8

There's a DeCab County police officer that I see on 400 almost at the same exit every

0:43.0

single day.

0:44.0

Every single day.

0:45.0

Anyway, so as I'm cruising in today, I'm rocking it on what I like to call the auto

0:49.9

bond that early in the morning, because nobody's paying attention to speed limit that early

0:53.2

in the morning.

0:54.2

And then all of a sudden you start to see break light, break light, break light, break light,

0:59.2

right?

1:00.2

Now 10 years ago, I'm stuck in that traffic.

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