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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 25

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0

Imagine being the first person to ever send a payment over the internet.

0:05.0

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0:08.0

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0:12.0

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0:15.7

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0:21.2

Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.

0:23.7

This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something

0:26.6

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0:27.4

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0:42.2

the Burt show We have an urgent matter in our neighborhood

0:45.8

and I need your all's assistance. Okay we're ready. Okay. Did you see how I

0:50.5

just like launched into action like it's like don't go Power Rangers

0:54.4

Burtcho Squad a saddle. How do you get crows to forgive you?

0:59.1

Oh you ask them? That I can't help you with. You offer them treats.

1:03.1

Okay, nuts, little pieces of bread, shiny things.

1:06.1

Okay, so what had happened was,

1:09.1

I get a text from my neighbor.

1:11.4

She's two houses or just a couple houses down from me and she sent a video and she goes,

1:18.6

Olivia, who is her dog, murdered a crow yesterday and now I'm scared to go out back. They haven't left.

1:27.0

This is her backyard.

1:31.0

Really?

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