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Three different when you're a parent with a couple of kids doing the same stuff you probably

did when you were younger was so fun then and now it's annoying now.

For me, it was my first one. It was quite a while ago, so I don't remember too much,

but I was in cancun. I remember falling asleep for the first time in a club knocked out.

I remember getting lost because I got on the wrong bus than everybody else did. So I ended

up having to like find my way back to where we were staying and almost got robbed by some locals.

I remember a phone party and one of my friends being naked at the phone party and yeah, other than that,

it was blurry, but it was it was a good time. Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Abbey.

So mine was about three weeks ago. My employer was like, hey, you want to go to Texas for your

first week of work? And I was like, why not? It's all more boobs that I've ever seen in my entire

life. That was your first spring break. So when you were going to UF, you never went?

No, I dig on spring breaks at Florida, but they were definitely much tamer than that.

I have my friends are really bougie, so anytime we wanted to go on spring break,

I genuinely every year was like, we got to do one trashy spring break. We got to go to cancun,

we got to go to Miami. And every year, they're like, don't you just like want to have brunch in

Charleston? Like, what about Savannah? And so that's what I did mostly for spring break,

except one, which was like a cruise. I was 18 and it was more dramatic than it was crazy.

Much like now, back then, I was just never good at saying no to anything. So I mean,

I could just spin a wheel and pick any one of the spring breaks and any movie you've seen about

spring break, I've lived the stereotype just the puke and then the drinking and the drugs and

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