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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 25

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:16.0

I woke up this morning, my first two thoughts were my first thought made me sort of go like,

0:21.9

oh, and the second thought was oh. So I will tell you what mine are, but the first was something I'm

0:31.4

not looking forward to this week. And the second was something I'm really really looking forward to

0:35.4

this week. So let's go around the room. Okay. The same thing Abby. The thing you're not looking

0:39.9

forward to this week. The thing I'm not looking forward to this week. Oh God. Well, I had such a fun

0:45.5

weekend this weekend that looking forward to this weekend knowing I have zero plan. Nobody

0:51.4

coming into town to see me makes me a little sad. But what I am looking forward to is my

0:55.8

cousins about to write us next week. So we're doing tons of prep getting ready for that. So

1:00.1

I'm excited to start going to town on Etsy. Okay. Make it some orders. It's funny how her attitude

1:05.2

when she has a free weekend is like, so I'm a little bit bum that I have a free weekend. Whereas

1:09.2

like when you're like, have kids, you're like, oh my God, there's nothing on the schedule. This is

1:13.6

awesome. Mother thing, you're not looking forward to and the thing you are looking forward to.

1:19.7

Not looking forward to wearing a diaper. Definitely. That was my first thought. I was

1:25.9

shared with you. That was my. Yeah. This morning. You see me come in with all my diapers. Yeah.

1:32.0

Yeah. I'm I sure to get all different sizes just in case because we're getting the final tally

1:36.6

today to see how many people might be wearing a diaper to support a charity that collects diapers

1:42.8

for babies that need. If we if Kristen made a certain amount of donations from virtual fam

1:49.2

then Mo Kristen and I and Abby, we're going to have to be in diapers. We didn't reach the point

1:54.8

for Abby to get into the diapers. So the three of us after the show today, getting diapers take

1:59.6

everything. And so in fact, this organization also collects adult diapers because I have donated

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