Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 24
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Want to listen to the full Bert Show every day uninterrupted with no ads become a bonus |
| 0:08.6 | Bert Show subscriber. Find out more at thebercho.com slash bonusBS. |
| 0:37.6 | our |
| 1:07.6 | I'm an ensnot over here, you guys. |
| 1:09.4 | I don't know if I was ever sicker than the first year |
| 1:12.7 | that my kid was in school. |
| 1:14.2 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:15.1 | I mean, it felt like I was fighting something |
| 1:17.2 | every single week. |
| 1:18.7 | So they know. |
| 1:19.5 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:20.5 | Oh, very much so. |
| 1:22.0 | All right, so yeah, the bride made a request |
| 1:24.9 | of the maid of honor. |
| 1:26.3 | Actually, on a request, a demand. |
| 1:27.8 | You need to kick the flower girl out of the wedding. |
| 1:31.5 | So this is her sister's daughter. |
| 1:34.0 | And she was cute at four, according to the bride, but at six, |
| 1:38.8 | no longer cute enough to be in the wedding. |
| 1:40.7 | She wants one of her friends' kids |
| 1:42.2 | to be in the wedding instead, because she's all |
| 1:44.2 | worried about the perfect wedding in the aesthetics. |
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