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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 2

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:11.9

carbon while you sleep. Find out more about our Zero Carbon Generation

0:17.8

at edfenergy.com slash helping Britain. Based on using a 7kW home charger and EDF's

0:24.9

go electric overnight tariff at 8pkWh off-peak.

0:54.9

You know, I felt just right to kick off this Monday morning with a little bit of

1:05.1

stupid to help get our minds going. So, Miriam Webster just added 690 new words in

1:12.6

terms. A few weeks ago, dictionary.com added 566 new words in terms. I'm going to

1:20.1

read you some of these new words in terms that they added to Miriam Webster and dictionary.com

1:26.3

and you're going to have to tell me the definition. Some of these I'm very perplexed. Oh,

1:33.4

in like the stipulation to make it in each one of these words or terms has to be used

1:38.6

by a lot of people and has to be useful for a general audience and likely to stick around.

1:46.4

Some of these I didn't even know existed, but hey, now we know.

1:50.4

Your first word is blurs day. Blurs day. It's when you get so hammered

1:57.2

on Wednesday night that you wake up Thursday, which is really blurs day or or you get hammered

2:05.0

on Thursday. And it becomes blurs day going into Friday. I like your definition. That

2:10.0

is not accurate, but I really dig it. This clearly comes from the passage of Genesis

2:14.5

where God created the eighth day. Blurs day. Really new testament. New, new, new, new,

2:22.8

new testament. Blurs days when you didn't get any sleep on Wednesday. And so you just

2:27.4

walking around as blur on Thursday. I'm actually out the gate really impressed with

2:31.8

that. You're all guesses. We should leave. We should leave now. Yeah, you really should.

2:36.0

Blurs day. A day not easily distinguished from others other days or the phenomenon of

2:41.7

days running together. So like last week, Thursday, like Wednesday felt like it should have

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