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He knew going into the weekend, some didn't smell right, some just didn't smell right, and

he wasn't really sure if he was going to continue to ask questions or not because as far

as he knows the woman he was about to hook up with, well, she gets a freebie a year.

Yep, so my man is, he was looking for some advice because he wants to live his life

yolo, but he's not sure if this is the right time to do so because there's a lady who just came

into the office and he is a hundred percent single. He's never been married and he's never even

had a serious girlfriend. However, he is interested in this lady and she's married,

but she mentioned that she had a slightly open marriage, slightly open doors just to look like

this like it's just crap. That's just crap. That's it. Doesn't smell right. And we didn't know what

that meant. It turns out what that means is she gets a freebie a year. So once a year, she can

engage with whomever she chooses, and I guess she chose him. So he was curious as a first of all,

is this real? It should he reach out to the husband and see if this is actually something that's

official. Should he just go for it and shoot a shot because I mean, take her word for it. She

is a grown woman. What does something official mean? Like they got paperwork. Yeah, they got

tracks. They got a stamp that says you're freebie contract. Yeah. Well, at least you know, for sure,

that the husband won't come after you because she's like, I guess he's looking for that kind of

comfort. I think we were saying on Friday that he's like, uh, he's an independent dude, a single guy,

shouldn't matter. But you know, someone's telling him that this doesn't sound right. Like she just

wants a one offer and it's telling me one thing, but it's really not the truth. And they work together.

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