Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 3 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | This is almost a dangerous game to play here, and I'll tell you why, because it may bum you out. |
| 0:06.0 | It may just bum you out. |
| 0:07.1 | Oh, if your story isn't, doesn't live up to all these? |
| 0:09.6 | Well, because it happened to you and the emotions are so real for you and your story is great for you, when you hear the one that Jeff has, you may just go, yeah. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah, maybe it's not. |
| 0:25.4 | Maybe it's not as good as I thought it was. |
| 0:26.8 | No, Jeff's story is pretty universal. |
| 0:29.0 | Like it's... |
| 0:29.3 | No. |
| 0:29.9 | This is as unique as it gets. |
| 0:31.7 | You would have to have the financial means to put together the romantic scenario that Jeff's friend put together. |
| 0:41.1 | But I don't think it all necessarily has to do with money. |
| 0:44.2 | Okay. |
| 0:44.5 | It doesn't, it shouldn't have to, you know? |
| 0:46.4 | Well, we don't, Melissa and I don't know what this story is. |
| 0:48.7 | So we, we, I mean, I can't give it my stamp of approval as the most romantic thing yet. |
| 0:53.3 | But especially if it costs a lot of money to do because sometimes I think that that's an easier way out. Right. Good morning. You're on all the hits. Q100. Hello. Good morning. Hi. Hi. I have a story that's actually about my sister and my brother-in-law. All right. on their first date. He sent her half a dozen roses to work |
| 1:12.3 | that had had on each |
| 1:13.8 | rose he had typed a label of a reason why he liked her. And then when she got home, |
| 1:20.3 | she had another half a dozen roses waiting with the same thing. And then when he picked her up, |
| 1:24.5 | he had another dozen roses the same way. And he took her to his house where he had, he had a big covered porch in the back that he had all lit up. And he had cooked her flame and yon and all this big nice dinner with candlelight and music and they dance all night. Hmm. That's her first date? First date. Wow. She was in forever. No wonder it's brother-in-law. |
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