Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 26

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Here we are. Another train delay, not a problem for Claire.
0:06.1	Phone in hand, ready to play the free coral rewards grabber.
0:09.7	Loose wrist, firm grip.
0:11.8	Textbook. Oh, look at this.
0:14.2	She's won herself 50 coral coins for free.
0:17.3	But now what to spend them on?
0:19.0	Free spins or a casino bonus. And oh, she's gone with free spins.
0:25.7	Lovely choice, Claire. Cash in Coral coins for free to choose rewards you actually want. Coral, we're here for it.
0:34.1	18 plus UK. Participate in selected promos to get coral coins.
0:38.1	Coins expire.
0:39.0	T's and Cs apply.
0:39.9	Take time to think.
0:43.3	The Bert Show.
0:45.7	Do you want to call an audible here and run with this?
0:50.7	Like, you guys call up flexing your intelligence.
0:53.5	The fact that you know that most don't.
0:54.6	We just went around the room,
0:59.3	if you want to get in on this one 855 birth show. I eat walnuts every day, but I'm not really sure what a walnut is, actually. So I Google it during the show because we're very busy in here.
1:06.4	And found out that walnuts are not actually nuts at all.
1:11.5	Walnuts are the seeds of a fruit called a droop.
1:16.0	D-R-U-P-E.
1:18.1	Now you know.
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