While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with Petty Flueu.

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So before the date, they get into a big old argument,

but who is right here because I can't see eye to eye.

Exactly that. So I go out with... is right here because I can't see eye to eye.

Exactly that.

So I go out with a group of my friends

to watch the Knicks game, the same game seven,

and one of my guy friends shows up.

And apparently, he showed up last minute because he was supposed to be on a date

but the date didn't pan out and so the game was so bad that this literally became a

night of all of us just watching him get into an argument with this woman that he was supposed to be on the date with.

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