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And how many likes you got on the last 24 hours. Oh, there's a history there, Abby. I saw that

and I was like, very creative, Kristen. Love that you're living your best life. Always. What's the

history? So I over the weekend had a birthday, spent it with a good friend of mine. So it was just

a girls weekend. A lot of full time, a lot of catching up, just relaxing at the spa.

I didn't relax enough probably drank a little too much hence the rainbow but picture anyway.

I think Friday when you are in here, you said it was going to be a birthday where nobody was

touching me. Nobody was hugging on me. Nobody was begging and asking for me. I just want to get

away, which apparently you did. I did. And it was wonderful and it was lovely. So Friday after we

arrived at the resort, of course, Abby had a beautiful champagne welcome. So we had a

bottler champagne there that we crushed. Nice touch. We went to the pool and maybe crushed

a cocktail there. Then we went back to the room and maybe crushed another cocktail there. So by

the time we're heading down to our like lakeside dinner, you know, feeling pretty good. But no, so the

history of the rainbow butt picture. My husband and I, I mean, this was maybe a decade ago where

on a vacation had been day drinking all day and saw a rainbow and I'm like, babe,

take a picture and make sure this rainbow up. I bought. So I get down in the sand and he doesn't.

Then fast forward a couple of years, we're on another vacation together. There's a rainbow.

Babe, I got to shoot this rainbow up. But I did it again. My dad was sick and we were in Orlando

in a public parking lot. And there had been a sun shower like they're often are in Florida.

Babe, there's a rainbow. Show me how to putt. And then this past week and there's another one.

So it's a thing I do. I have been doing for a while. But the thing that has bothered

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