Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 22
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head taking in the views instead of taking on the road, maybe even a nap. |
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| 0:47.0 | The Burtchow, because of this cyber outage, |
| 0:50.8 | uh, Cassie's husband, Chad is in New York, can't get back. My kids in Maryland, he can't get back. |
| 0:59.0 | Tommy? We can hear. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, he's a... Tommy? We can hear it. So I was a little bit surprised that Tommy was here today because Tommy was in Orlando this weekend at Disney World and I was a little bit surprised unless you drove to Orlando. |
| 1:14.0 | We did. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah. I didn't know if you flew or drove. |
| 1:18.0 | How was your experience at Disney without birth's big adventure? |
| 1:21.0 | Oh, let me point out, there is a difference. |
| 1:25.0 | When we talk about going on Birch Big Adventure, we say we go VIP, but what we mean is we go VIP. |
| 1:31.0 | Because you don't have to wait in lines which I |
| 1:36.3 | experienced for the first time in 18 years because that was the first time I've |
| 1:40.3 | been to Disney as a commoner and the lines were long and when you have |
| 1:49.0 | sciatica like I do I was a fat guy Standing in one place for any amount of time is not a fun experience. |
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