The Bert Show.

So a couple weeks ago, um, Jessica and I were out with a whole group of friends and,

and, uh, I mean, it was nothing formal, like we were just kind of hanging out at a bar,

and it wasn't crowded, so it was a cool time, you know, like, wasn't too loud, everybody

could talk, everybody was hanging out.

So, uh, as the natural progression of socializing goes uh the men had all made

their way up and were hanging around the bar and the women had made their way to a table and they

were all kind of sitting around a table it always goes back to the eighth grade doesn't it like

eighth grade dance guys on one side girls on the other everybody's got to get separated right so um so it splits

up like that and and people are in their you know their own group and then uh uh another group like

that we that every that knew everybody you know pretty much within the same group makes their way

into the bar so we see them and we're you, happy to see these people that we hadn't seen.

And among this added group was a girl that some of us knew and some of us didn't.

So that group naturally follows the same progression and splits up into, you know, two separate groups.

Gender groups?

Gender groups, yeah.

And so now there's a bigger group of guys and a bigger group of girls and everything

seems to be fine until the next day when, you know, Jessica and I are doing the recon that

happens after a night out.

We're like, what did you guys talk about at your table?

I don't know.

What did you guys talk about at the bar? And you're filling each other in on the gossip that you learn and then finding out what the true story is when you piece of the guy's version to the girls version. And the thing that she said to me that stood out is one of the girls who came in with the second party was the of the new girls who didn't know anyone was extremely attractive and too bold for her looks.

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