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The Bert Show. Real quick highlight from your weekend, Kristen. Your life is a movie.

Uh-huh. What was the highlight this weekend? Oh, it's going to be between two.

You can choose to. One is going to end up on the cutting room floor, the editing floor,

but let's hear what you got. The producers can decide. Um, so it was a very, um,

kid-focused weekend. Uh, we had a birthday party on Saturday and then also a playday

this weekend. So at the birthday party, they had a puppet show in Jimmy was enthralled. He was cheering,

he was clapping, he was be just thought it was the neatest thing. Didn't want to sit close,

because it freaked him out to be like all about from a healthy distance. Okay. Very much enjoyed

himself. Okay. Um, and then we had a playday with some very close friends and he and his little

girlfriend Ruby grabbed the karaoke machine and started, um, by singing. I mean, yeah, that's man.

Yeah, that's good. But it was the cutest thing you ever saw. So you should know that lesson from

Birx big adventure. We'll get a five or six year old who's just chatty, chatty, chatty, chatty. And

then we put a microphone in front of him and it's like, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo,

you know better than that. I know highlight from the weekend. One, um, last night. No,

definitely wasn't a lot of low lights last night. Uh, I probably would say somebody lose. Cowboys.

Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah. It's okay. Um, going to brunch with my mom. Okay. My family. Oh,

that's right. Your mom's in town for a couple of days. So it's always good to be around her.

Side say, yeah, probably to brunch with my family was it was a lot of fun. It was a good time.

All right. My highlight is nothing. I literally did nothing. Oh, I've been traveling so much and

just burning the candle at both ends. I decided this weekend. I'm literally doing nothing. You

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