The Bird Show.

Desperate Housewives last night. Jen, I can't believe you, Miss Desperate House. That's like your only appointment television. I know, but it's TiVo. You can't tell me too much because I'm going to watch it tonight. All right, I'll just give you what happens in the first couple of minutes of the show. Because I keyed in on one thing during the show here. There are actually a couple of pretty decent storylines. But Terry Hatcher's mom has been living with Terry Hatcher for a while now, right?

Driving her crazy. Just kind of like that last sports show listener we were talking about.

Pretty much. Same thing. Driving her absolutely nuts. Well, in the beginning of the show,

the mother's ex-boyfriend shows up to the house.

Okay.

Okay?

And he proposes to Terry Hatcher's mom.

Terry Hatcher's all relieved because she's going to get her mom out of the house and all.

But here's a little bit how the proposal goes right here, okay?

Oh. Okay. right here, okay?

Oh!

Do this ring belong to Dolores?

You gave her your dead wife's ring?

It's a three-carat diamond.

I mean, she shouldn't care if it's used.

Sophie, would you do me the honor of marrying me?

Sophie Bremer was still a hopeless romantic.

On one condition.

Tomorrow, we trade this in for a ring of my own,

and I want a bigger diamond than Dolores Scott.

But she was no longer naive.

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