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The Bert Show

Full Show: PT 1 - Monday, December 4, 2023

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:44.2

The Burt show.

0:45.4

Isn't there an old cliche that says something to the effect of if you look

0:50.2

at your five closest friends you really see yourself yes you are who you hang out

0:56.4

with yeah yeah you are the company you keep I think is how it goes so messy

1:01.7

Mikey here our phone screener has looked around at his friends and said I like them but on a time limit like it's 90 like what is it a day day and a half that you can stand them and then you got to give him the boot.

1:13.0

Yeah, about a day and a half.

1:16.0

I hope that that saying is not true because my friends are,

1:19.6

it could be nightmares.

1:21.7

About a day and a half, they just start driving me nuts. I can't stand

1:25.2

them. So I had a couple of lifelong friends come to Millageville to stay with me for

1:31.0

one night. One night was all I signed up for. One night only.

1:35.6

We're gonna blow this place out. How many friends? Two of them. Okay.

1:39.7

And so these are kind of people that I don't see them all the time, but I just know that if I have a wedding they got to be standing there next to me

1:49.1

But yeah, so it's it's always so fun the first day you reminisce you joke everything you wake up the next morning and I'm I think the alcohol doesn't help with this but you just can't stand the people I don't know if you guys can

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