Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 7
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Want to listen to the full Birch show every day uninterrupted with no ads become a bonus |
| 0:08.6 | Birch show subscriber. Find out more at the Birch show dot com slash bonus BS. |
| 0:14.1 | The Birch show. Alright Birch show, your life is a reality TV show, okay? What was the highlights |
| 0:19.8 | in the reality TV show over the weekend, Abby? This weekend me and my friend decided to go hiking, |
| 0:25.1 | which I always think is going to be a good idea because I'm somewhat athletic. It never is. |
| 0:29.9 | Nature really puts all the obstacles in front of you to make sure you look stupid. And that was |
| 0:34.5 | me this weekend, hiking with a friend, a trip one too many times. I got a lot of scars, |
| 0:39.3 | but we had a good time. Is there, was there a destination in mind like this glorious lake? |
| 0:44.1 | Because for me, that's the only great part of hiking is knowing that you're going to get to |
| 0:47.6 | something beautiful. The hike itself sucks. Like a waterfall. Yeah, waterfalls on a time. |
| 0:52.1 | Beautiful summit. We're looking something spectacular. Yeah, there was a gorgeous waterfall, |
| 0:57.4 | which you had to like traverse to get to and I saw some because we just got to the ledge because |
| 1:02.6 | we were like, we're just here for a photo and a good time. And so we make it to the waterfall, |
| 1:06.8 | but you could go down like a second level. And there was one person down there where it looked |
| 1:12.1 | like she had quite literally like crossed the river to get to the middle of this big lake |
| 1:17.0 | with a stone in the middle. She looked like she was having a zen time. She does this every week. |
| 1:21.4 | But by the time we had gotten to like the baby steps of the waterfall, we were like, |
| 1:26.2 | I want to go home. Walking is overrated. It is. |
| 1:31.4 | When my friend Dolvet and I were becoming really good friends, he's black on white. |
| 1:35.0 | One of the first, when we finally were starting to open up to each other and he's like, |
| 1:38.4 | hey, can I ask you something about white people? And I'm like, yeah, go for it, dude. He's like, |
| 1:41.8 | why y'all hike? |
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