Full Show Pt. 1- Monday, August 22,. 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 August 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dad, I'm hungry! |
| 0:01.6 | Right, what do I cook for tea? |
| 0:03.0 | Errr, McCain chips. These will be good. |
| 0:05.2 | You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer? |
| 0:08.2 | Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you. |
| 0:12.2 | What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me? |
| 0:16.4 | Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them and give you ideas for tea. |
| 0:21.8 | Okay. Alexa, open McCain. |
| 0:24.6 | Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard. |
| 0:26.6 | Chip, chip hooray. |
| 0:27.6 | Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain. |
| 0:30.0 | I would dream first home. Probably a doer upper, put her on stamp on it. |
| 0:33.4 | Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds. |
| 0:36.4 | But they're all sold. Water tight, asshole free. |
| 0:38.4 | Boran, just white boxes. |
| 0:40.4 | Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there. |
| 0:42.4 | Hmm. Like a nice shade of grey. |
| 0:44.8 | We are not having grey walls. |
| 0:46.8 | Why not? |
| 0:47.8 | Why not? |
| 0:48.8 | Whatever stage of the process you're at, Hallifax's online first time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance. |
| 0:54.8 | Hallifax, it's a people thing. |
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