Full Show - PT 1: Monday, April, 18, 2022

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the Bert Show with Bert, Kristen Davy and Moe.
0:04.8	Your new episodes every weekday, real funny.
0:07.2	Hey, let's give her this.
0:08.4	She was shooting her shot over the weekend.
0:10.1	She asked us for advice.
0:11.6	We gave it.
0:12.6	She didn't take it.
0:13.6	So she was going to shoot her shot.
0:14.6	Who cares?
0:15.6	If she's pregnant with another man's baby, she was going for it with a coworker in the
0:19.6	office.
0:20.6	And who cares if we gave her the complete opposite?
0:23.9	And she was what Kristen calls an ask hole.
0:26.8	So she's 18 weeks pregnant.
0:28.9	She wrote us and was like, I need your help figuring out a man.
0:31.1	LOL, imagine that, like men with send weird, confusing signals.
0:35.0	I thought that was cute.
0:36.4	She won my heart right out the gate.
0:38.4	And she was like, you know, dad's not in the picture anymore, but this coworker is
0:42.8	really like, he gets me snacks from the vending machine.
0:45.4	He rubs my shoulders throughout the day.
0:47.0	He's so sweet all the time.
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