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The Bert Show. There must be some subplot here, Aaron. Did you really hit us up wanting to know

if a kid from back in the fifth grade is still interested in you now as a 32 year old?

Okay, I guess it's even better than that because he was never interested in me.

I'm having a crush on him. Okay, wait a second.

You got me even more intrigued. So even in the fifth grade, this kid didn't want anything to do with you.

Yet you wanted us to check back with him all these years later and see if he's still not interested in you.

It's not that he didn't want anything to do with me. He's just like a kid that I had.

It was like my first massive crush and that I never, you know, I didn't do anything about it as a fifth

grade. I have no idea if he also liked me in fifth grade. I don't know.

Do you guys remember any of the names of anybody that you had a crush on?

Greg Collins.

Greg Collins.

Oh, Greg Collins.

You remember Greg Collins?

Do he was so cute? And I thought I put a note in his locker, but it was actually somebody else's

locker on accident.

Who else you got?

Alan Lodge.

Really Josh Burns.

Okay.

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