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There's a dude this weekend that needs immediate attention because he's shooting a shot with

somebody he's not exactly sure is in what he calls a semi open relationship.

What is a semi open relationship?

Isn't it either like you're in one or you're not?

Yeah, I feel like I feel like in that instance, that's pretty black and white.

Like either it's open or it's closed.

There really isn't a whole lot of in between.

I don't see a lot of great area there.

I can see like half open.

I guess like one person is open.

The other person is not.

I don't know what semi is.

That sounds close to me.

One person that's called infidelity.

I think it's got parameters on it this time.

So that's why this is my okay.

So let's read the email here.

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