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The Bert Show Mo, I don't know what's going on, but I had an

encounter with the deer this morning. And it saved my life.

Are you kidding me? I'm not even kidding. And that is not an

exaggeration. Alright, so this is a piggyback on Mo's story a

couple of days ago where this former New Yorkers walking across

the street here in Georgia and comes face to face with a deer

and they're both paralyzed with fear. Middle of the street at

six in the morning. Yeah, so there I am, walking out the door.

My husband had handed me my breakfast in my coffee. We gave

each other a kiss. I'm walking out. I'm walking down the stairs.

And I hear this clickety-black, clickety-black. And I see

something out of my peripheral. I'll never forget the sale. Right?

And so I turn and look and there is a deer prancing down the

middle of our street. Now for context, I've lived in this

neighborhood for 11 years. Have never once seen a deer. Never

have I ever seen a deer in the 11 years I have lived in this

neighborhood. And I'd say that Kristen Liz, like you live in an

urban neighborhood next to one of the biggest malls in our city,

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