The Bird Show. Here we are.

Is anybody else limping over the finish line like I am?

I cried on the way in. I can't even talk. I'm so distraught. But yeah, I started crying and I was like, what is wrong with you? Suck it up.

Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous about the talking part of this show today.

I feel like I can see the finish line and if I can get there, it's going to be a miracle

because I didn't set my alarm last night.

Stop.

How did you get up?

So just to give some context here for a second.

Kristen was one of the, sorry, worst offenders when it came to being tardy on the show.

Yeah, I am.

Okay, pretty consistent, right?

Yeah.

Constantly sending emails to her.

Is that why you're retiring?

He wore me down, girl.

Constantly sending emails.

Hey, call time is 10 minutes before we go on the air.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Kristen tries her best, but she's late most of the air. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Kristen tries her best, but she's late most of the time. So, not most of the time, more than most. Yeah. It's like a lot of the time. So I pull in this morning. I come in here and her stuff is not set up and we're getting awfully close to call time here. and now we're getting close to the show starting.

And I thought she was going to be late today.

And I said to myself, this would be a great way to start the show with Kristen just missing the first half an hour.

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