Full Show PT 1: Friday, October 21
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:14.5 | The Bert Show. All right, so the maid of honor was tasked with kicking the flower girl out of the |
| 0:20.8 | wedding. She hit us up like trying to figure out how do I do this? And all of us were like, |
| 0:27.3 | you don't do it because it's nasty. Real quick before we get into the email, good news is |
| 0:34.1 | Bert is here today. Bad news, he's just not here yet. So I'm hoping there's on a nasty accident |
| 0:42.0 | on the route that he takes into work, but traffic is real backed up. And so just know, |
| 0:47.6 | Mo, Cassie, Tommy, he's listening to us. Oh god. He's he's air checking us right now. I guarantee |
| 0:56.5 | you. So anybody getting anything they want to say to Bert? Yeah, I will see your own time. |
| 1:03.3 | All right, I think that suffices. All right, so Cassie breakdown everything about what's going on |
| 1:07.8 | with this bride, Brides made of honor flower girl situation. So she reached out to us. This is her |
| 1:13.0 | first wedding. And at this point, she says this is going to be her last next to her own. She has |
| 1:18.8 | been working for this bride, Zella, who's her friend, and everything has to be perfect out of the |
| 1:23.2 | gate. She has this level of perfection that's almost unachievable. Well, Bride asked her niece |
| 1:29.0 | to be the flower girl, which is super cute, but apparently the bride now thinks that at six |
| 1:34.1 | years old, the niece isn't as cute as the bride thought she was at four. So she doesn't want the |
| 1:39.6 | niece to be in the wedding anymore as the flower girl and wants to replace her with a daughter of |
| 1:44.0 | her friend. And instead of doing this herself, she is tasking our listener with breaking the news |
| 1:50.2 | and kicking the flower girl out of the wedding. And she does not want to do this, but the bride is |
| 1:55.2 | making her and she doesn't know how to do this without crushing the little girl. She needs help lying |
| 2:00.2 | or should she not do it at all? Yeah, it sounds even worse the second time around. Like it sounded |
| 2:04.8 | bad yesterday. This is so easy. All you got to do is go to the little girl and say, okay, |
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