Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 3
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're an a nation mad about pets. We bake birthday cakes for cats, let dogs share our beds, |
| 0:06.2 | and even get tattoos of ferrets. Yes, ferrets. Now that's love. You do anything and everything for your pets and at pets at home, so do we. |
| 0:16.5 | Whether it's expert advice, veterinary care or grooming, more people trust us with their pets than anyone else. We're all for pets. |
| 0:26.5 | To verify visit pets at home.com forward slash all for pets. |
| 0:31.9 | This is the overnight flight from London Heath Road to Beijing. |
| 0:35.0 | Flight time 11 hours, |
| 0:39.0 | 237 passengers on board, |
| 0:42.0 | and one murderer. 37 passengers on board. |
| 0:45.0 | And one murderer. |
| 0:47.0 | There's no escape. At 35,000 feet, red eye, stream now on ITX. |
| 1:01.0 | Here, Bertia. |
| 1:02.0 | And all right, so here it is Friday morning. |
| 1:03.8 | What's everybody got going on this weekend? |
| 1:05.2 | Abby, bring me into your single young life, |
| 1:08.2 | probably howling at the moon this weekend. |
| 1:10.2 | What are you doing? |
| 1:12.3 | Nothing. |
| 1:14.0 | And thank God for it because I feel like I've been going non-stop for the last couple of months between |
| 1:18.8 | like weddings and then the spring break trip I had with my mom and then my mom was |
| 1:22.3 | here for my birthday and I have |
| 1:25.2 | friends coming into town and it's just been so overwhelming that I'm like I want to sit on my |
| 1:30.2 | couch and I want to rot. I want to do Pilates again because I want to wake up on |
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