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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 27

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

I always forget that saying that your grandmother told you, Mo, about finding trouble.

0:07.0

You go knocking on the devil's door, eventually he's going to answer me.

0:09.4

There it is.

0:11.0

Knock knock.

0:11.6

I think we might have a case of that here.

0:13.5

Because once you start going through somebody else's phone, man, you sneak in and you start looking at somebody's phone, you're going to find something.

0:18.9

You're going to find something.

0:19.8

It's never going to be anything good.

0:21.1

And Marina did just that on her boyfriend's phone

0:23.8

and predictably found something that she didn't like.

0:26.3

And she wanted answers that we got for her.

0:28.3

Hey, Marina.

0:30.9

Hey, yeah.

0:33.9

Yeah, so I made a mistake and I was kind of asking for it because I got the urge to look through

0:41.1

my boyfriend's phone and I mean we've only been dating for a little over a month and he's

0:46.2

never given me a reason to doubt him or or think he's doing anything wrong yeah he's been

0:50.6

good for 30 whole days it's longer than some people get Kristen.

0:57.9

But recently, he gave me the passcode to his phone so I could order food while I was in his greatest place.

1:03.5

And ever since, his phone is just, like, been sitting there mocking me, you know?

1:08.8

So.

1:09.0

Before we even judge you, hold on a second, before we even judge you for going through the

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