Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 24

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.
0:05.0	Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.
0:12.0	Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.
0:15.0	Boom!
0:16.0	Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.
0:27.0	Fueling mischief with petty flu.
0:30.0	Breaking up is hard to do. Finally, he told me he wasn't ready to get married.
0:35.0	The day before,
0:36.0	where are you supposed to get married?
0:37.0	And when a breakup sounds more like true crime
0:39.0	than a true love story,
0:40.0	they come on the breakup breakdown to talk about it.
0:42.0	We cover everything from lies.
0:43.8	Took me years to figure out what happened.
0:45.6	The lies not having cancer.
0:46.8	To cheating.
0:47.6	His hand was up her skirt and everything in between.
0:50.8	I can't do this crazy thruple thing. Hear the latest
0:53.9	gossip from the couples you've never heard of. Drama after drama after drama.
0:57.6	We break down this week's breakup only on the breakup breakdown podcast.
1:01.3	Hey if you want to listen to the full Burt Show everyday, uninterrupted, we got no ads on that thing,
1:08.3	all you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber, that's bonus Burtcha. Find out more at Bonus Burtchow.
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