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You know there was a time though when you were asked to be a commencement speech

or it was a huge honor that a speaker would take seriously.

I mean you are handing the next generation your wisdom, you take that seriously.

Nowadays, he's celebrity showing up all hammered they don't

care about the kids just drunk hammer it's not when you think about how many

tens of thousands of people you're going to be speaking in front of

so I think the nerves hit so then they hit the bottle you know what they're

slurring their words on stage and now it goes a good yeah yeah and now it goes on your

permanent record because we've got video we now it goes on your permanent record because we've got video. We got phones.

It goes on your permanent record now.

And that's what we're doing here is these people who just decided to get

schnockered for these commencement speeches. So I'm going to play the speech and you guys are

going to guess who the drunkard is, okay?

These are all celebrities.

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