The Bert Show.

You guys remember, Katie, you were really mad at her.

You guys were really, really mad when you were calling.

Because she fibbed this much.

Like this 99% on her resume and she landed a job and she told us yesterday that the boss and

the boss's boss called her in for a meeting yesterday at 10 o'clock

and they told her to bring a resume.

So we're figuring that this thing took 60 seconds

and look, all they had to do is hold up the resume

and she would have known what they meant.

There didn't even have to be words exchange.

She'll nod, they nod, she goes on. She turns around. She walks out of the building. She should actually go into that meeting with the cardboard box of the plant sticking out of it. Hey, Katie. Good morning. Hi. Hi. Thank you for getting up with us this early when you don't have a job. We appreciate it yeah what's your plans for the day oh yeah well um you know uh the best advice whole they went with was just in the meeting literally sit down and don't talk like just keep my mouth shut you know

until they talk at me and um i'm actually in uh kind of even a different pickle now so I need I need a little

bit of advice actually a legal one no a little a little advice not legal one what happened

well you know I sat down and well I guess so long guess so long and assured that my boss is getting promoted and then, okay, they want to promote me.

Oh, no.

Seriously.

They brought you into the office to tell you they want to give you a promotion?

Yeah. Shut off. No, I know. No, trust me. I know. I was a little dumbfounded. Yeah, because my boss is getting promoted and they've known this for a while and it's always been assumed that this girl who basically does, you know, like we pretty much do the same job, but she's been there obviously longer than I have. And we all thought that she was going to get a job, but my boss recommended me over her because I have, you know, more experience.

Oh, no.

The firestorm of calls.

There they are.

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