Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 17
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, if you want to listen to the full Bert Show every day on |
| 0:03.8 | Interrupted, we got no ads on that thing. |
| 0:06.7 | All you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber. |
| 0:10.2 | That's bonus Bert Show. |
| 0:11.2 | Find out more at the Bert Show dot com slash bonus BS. |
| 0:15.6 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:16.5 | I let's start off with a reality check today. |
| 0:18.5 | Same question I've asked you guys a couple of times over the last couple of months. |
| 0:22.6 | Let's go around the room here. |
| 0:24.0 | Mo, scales, one to ten. |
| 0:26.2 | Ten is the greatest you have ever felt in your life. |
| 0:29.8 | One is above the deathbed. |
| 0:32.6 | Where are you out emotionally today? |
| 0:34.2 | What's your happiness, Lil? |
| 0:36.1 | That's seven, seven, about a seven. |
| 0:39.2 | That's like an average right? |
| 0:40.7 | Average is five. |
| 0:41.7 | That's right in the middle. |
| 0:43.1 | Seven is above average. |
| 0:45.3 | That's the, when you look at the math, that's how the math math. |
| 0:50.2 | That's how the math math is the median seven. |
| 0:53.3 | Five is exactly in the middle. |
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