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Take what's a total waste of time,

spending an entire hour in a gym trying to get in shape.

We don't need to do that.

No. It was years ago where was it

to um like abs of steel or eight minute abs came out and then another

company's like eight minutes. That's way too long on you. We'll do seven minutes.

And then another company came out. It says seven.

Yeah. We can get you down to five. And then somebody else came out and said,

one plank is fine.

Yeah. Kristen is on this plan.

And she has solicited my help to try to get a little bit more muscle on her because her doctor is saying,

look at you.

Well, so it's not technically my doctor.

I went to a wellness facility.

I'm actually trying to get to the bottom of this whole UTI situation.

And then when I came, when I walked in and I was getting checked in they

asked if I wanted to do a body analysis and I was like yeah sure let's see how

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